So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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