And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize