we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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