First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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