go do what you do best...puke behind churches
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize