Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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