No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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