Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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