Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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