yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
worst night to have a conscience
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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