Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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