i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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