Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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