it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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