Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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