Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
only you would photoshop your dick
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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