i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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