i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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Green mimosas i think yes
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize