Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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