Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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