This girl is more easily done than said...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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