I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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