Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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