The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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