in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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