ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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