Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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