this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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