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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize