I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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