so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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