Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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