ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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