i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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