some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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