im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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You. Win. At. Life.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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