I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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