Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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