Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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