WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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