I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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