He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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