new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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