hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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