I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just found puke in my bra..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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