So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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