as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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