I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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