Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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