She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Two words: nipple clamps
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